The sky is falling
Human race that we run
It left me crawling
Staring straight at the sun
Only a moment I notice
Every dog has his day
I paid attention
Cost me so much to today

dont tell me what I can and can’t do, Bob.

He also had a condition that was referred to as “granulated eyelids” and it caused him to blink more than usual as if he found creation slightly more than he could accept. Rooms seemed hotter when he was in them. Rains fell straighter. Clocks slowed. Sounds were amplified

Stagger Lee

He said “Mr Motherfucker, you know who I am”
The barkeeper said, “No, and I don’t give a good goddamn”
To Stagger Lee
He said, “Well bartender, it’s plain to see
I’m that bad motherfucker called Stagger Lee”
Mr. Stagger Lee
Barkeep said, “Yeah, I’ve heard your name down the way
And I kick motherfucking asses like you every day”
Mr Stagger Lee
Well those were the last words that the barkeep said
‘Cause Stag put four holes in his motherfucking head

Cover up the facts again.

Joe Bonamassa is unreal.

First

First I went blind
Then the sun went out

So much awesome

So much awesome

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Sitting here

Sitting here at work, listening to some idiot telling a co-worker about photography and how it’s done. Thanks for explaining to me about HDR photography and how you can do it so well. Coll story bro. Also you’re carrying around your Nikon D3 in its box. You’re also using an 18-55 DX lens on it…You’re a moron.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

YOUR NAME IS TOBY!!